Monday, October 17, 2011

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle....I work out!

When I walk to the spot, this is what I see....everybody looking at me.

Look, I can't help that I'm sexy...and I know it. LMFAO wrote the song about me. I'm big, but atleast I'm beautiful too. I think highly of myself. Hey, it takes a long time to look this good. I might have a broken nose, but dang I'm fly. I look in the mirror, and can't help to use pick up lines on myself. Boys are crazy not to be going after me....I'm nice, bathe regular, and have super rad shoes. I'm a dime, baby!

I'm the best thing you never had :)

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Don't run away from life...

Do you run away from the problems in your life...or do you hit them on top of the nail with the hammer? Why avoid what you can not get away from! People run from a lot of things....hate, prejudice, pessimists, and maybe run a little late. Are you running your life, or is it running you? Sometimes you might run from your past if it's bad enough. What happens when your lies become the truth, will you still run or will you seek help?

The world is not going to stop spinning, and everyday you're going to be faced with a new disaster...are you going to keep running, or you going to face your fears, and get the job done? Things come undone in life...it happens, but don't run away, because it will just make you weaker as a person.

Sometimes we're so tired we run on fumes...and never stop to smell the roses. We overload ourselves, with selfish junk...when we don't do what is needed it just like having the sands slipping right through that glass...just wasted time. People run from love, all the time. They run from God, and they run from their husbands and wives.

If people stop running, and start facing their problems, the world would be one better place. We wouldn't have as many fights, and brake ups. But, sometimes running can be a good thing...to get in shape, running for president, having the runs....

So...I have one question for you...Do you run away when the times get tough, or do you stay and fight like a candle in the wind!!

Monday, October 10, 2011

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Okay..so, I go to the Saucier mall aka Dollar General, alot. You should see some of the people who go there. I mean someone has to say this...

GIRLS: get some more clothes on...I know we're from Saucier and all, and all the girls are trashy, but seriously, don't go to the dollar store with a tank top for a baby, and shorts that could fit a 5 year old.

 BOYS: No one wants to know you beat your wife, so stop wearing them white shorts with holes in it....and get some shoes on! Old ladies...your old, get over it, so stop dressing like your in your twenties again, and get a bra on, no body wants to see that!

Sorry, somebody has to say it!!


Friday, October 7, 2011

Thin as a rail or fat as a whale...

A weight is just a number. For some people it's a happy number, for some people it's a sad number. Some people envy other's people number, and some people just like to talk about people's number. We all fit in one of these catagories.

Why people worry about their weight, I don't know. I'm fat and happy, or fluffy and excited...whatever you are, you should just be happy. WEIGHT is JUST A NUMBER. It's a number on a scale, it's a number on paper, or it's a number in our head. People should love the way you are, because you love the way you are. If you want to change the way you are, and only you then do something about it, but if you are happy with what you look like, be happy. Be excited, and live life to the fullest.

Some people just want to see you fail, but they're really are people rooting for you.

SO, people need to stop talking about all this weight issue. Be happy, Live free, stop being nosey!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Harriet's Pottery is in England not Mississippi

Yeah...I have a cat named Harriet Potter. Her name is Harriet, because I thought she was a boy, but she really she was a girl, so her name was changed from Harry Potter to Harriet Potter, and I love her to pieces.

I have a little obsession over Harry Potter, like I love them. I could watch the movies all day long. I think it's just cause they speak british. Every night before I go to bed I watch atleast 30 minutes of a Harry Potter movie. It's just how I am. I like to end my night in british dialect.

My British accent is the best. Everytime I speak to my new little cousin Gavin, I use a british accent. Maybe he'll speak it when he starts talking, ha. I'm going to speak to my kids in a british accent until they are 5 so they'll be the cool kids in school!!

Monday, October 3, 2011

Things that make you go hummmmm....

Why does the wedding ring go on the left hand? If he is Mr. Right, shouldn't it go on the right hand...


Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? I mean, we do PARK in DRIVEways...


How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? 


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 


What are Preparation A through Preparation G? I guess there with the other 6-ups.


How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?


How is it possible to have a civil war? All the wars I've seen are mean, not very civilized.


How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Fly??


Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8? Maybe it's cause they know people will burn some.








Start thinking about all this...you never know!!